Abandoned

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[Flannista]

"Guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue."

[Flannista]

All it took was just one drop of K-Y Intense.

[Flannista]

No matter how hard she tried to lure him, he was stuck in his old ways.

[half-a-sista]

City of Sassistaville's New Tree Removal System. Place your tree here and the aerial vacuum flies over and sucks the trees up, mulches them and deposits the results in mounds at the city parks department.

[half-a-sista]

Christian Christmas Tree Protests Christ-less Xmas

[half-a-sista]

He had tried everything, but she still ignored him like she was not there.

[half-a-sista]

He ain't heavy. He's my brother tree.

[Flannista]

She refused to associate with the tree. She could not even look at the tree as it did not look like her, talk like her, love like her. Yes, she was a Bigot-tree.

[Flannista]

Was it the stiff wind, or was he just happy to see her?

[half-a-sista]

He pined for her.

[half-a-sista]

At the funeral, he understood the truth: ashes to ashes, pines to pines.

[half-a-sista]

Happy Valentines Day! I pine for yew.

[half-a-sista]

Watched a Lady Gaga video for her song, Bad Romance. In it she wears a pair of Alexander McQueen shoes from his Paris runway show while she's in the bathtub.

back to regular programming.

[half-a-sista]

She was too cheap to buy decorations. She was a Scotch pine.

[Flannista]

Without his Christmas balls, he was nothing.

[Flannista]

(A confession: I posted the 8:00 a.m. caption from my church pew as the Sunday morning service was beginning; further, the caption is Adrienne's take on today's PicSass.)

[Chrysosistah]

I can't think of anything that hasn't already been posted. But I did notice that the snow is gone! (or nearly so!) It's been SO cold down here, amazingly so. Not complaining, mind you, just observing.

Was that little green arrow (pointing to Heaven, no less)/Christmas tree signage actually put out to tell people where to put their old trees? I've never seen anything like that before. Maybe it's trying to say all good Christmas trees go to heaven?

[Flannista]

(Chryso, half-a-sista was correct in his 6:58 a.m. comment that Sassistas!ville posts these little wooden holiday tree markers in various places so holiday trees can be mulched and used around Sassistas!ville.)

And I love that the markers are telling us that all good Christmas trees go to heaven. The top of my tree from last year is still in my backyard, reminding me how much the I-Man loved to sit under it. All good cats go to heaven, too!

[half-a-sista]

Flann, you are kidding about these being signs where people can place their Xmas trees, aren't you? I was completely joking when I typed that comment.

[Flannista]

Wasn't kidding, half-a. Those are actually holiday tree markers for Sassistas!ville town folk. What else could they be? That's a good sass challenge -- go for it.

[Jerseysista]

Seen here is the site of “Odin’s Spear” hurled from the skies last week and perfectly bisecting the view of the mighty oak behind it. Authorities believe the gods may have been angered by the puny evergreen sacrifice offered at the cheaply constructed community tree altar.

[Jerseysista]

Overnight, mysteries green markers sprouted all over town. Authorities are stumped.

[Flannista]

(Jerse -- you deserve some sort of reward for your creativity in your 2:32 pm comment. I had to look up "Odin's Spear". Learned that it always hits its mark and always kills, as your comment did.)

[half-a-sista]

He had been waiting for the tree express for hours now. So much for using public transportation.

[Jerseysista]

O, but the tree express did come. This guy was waiting fir the local.