Last Valentine's Day, Flannista received the above homemade valentine. On the left is the front of the card, and on the right is the inside of the card. What is the card's message? Who is it from?
To mark Valentine's Day last year, the Sassistas! asked the sassosphere to submit six-word love stories. Here are some of them:
- From Huckleberry (our dog): I love sleeping close to her.
- From dcsistah: Almost fifty, I found my mate.
- From Westsista: Valentine's Day? Usually cynical, not today.
- From Chrysosistah: Follow your heart, listen to love.
- From half-a-sista: Love broke my heart too much.
- From frida: Our souls float to each other.
- From Jerseysista: Heart warmed by friends never seen.
- From Justista: Job Gone. Still Here. Me, too.
- From PEACEsista: Beautiful digital valentines warm my heart.
We want to continue the tradition this year and throw in another six-word love story option. Feel free to post six-word love stories to your beloveds here, but also consider creating those stories for famous historical figures, cartoon figures, entertainers, etc. For example, what would be Lassie and Flipper's six-word love story be if they had fallen in love? Or the following couples?:
- ROMEO & JULIET: To be or never to be.
- MORTICIA & GOMEZ ADDAMS: Please speak French to me, Tish.
- ELLEN DEGENERES & ANNE HECHE: You so wack! Then came Portia.
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE & THE WHITE: I only have hots for you.
Posted by: Flannista | February 13, 2010 at 06:46 AM
FLANNISTA & MATISSTA: We are still so happy together.
Posted by: Flannista | February 13, 2010 at 06:51 AM
CAROLYN & HER PEN: Girlfriend sure can write. Annoying, that.
Posted by: Flannista | February 13, 2010 at 06:51 AM
LASSIE & FLIPPER: We came to each other's rescue.
Posted by: Flannista | February 13, 2010 at 06:56 AM
DONOR RECIPIENT & CAROLYN'S KIDNEY: With you, I have new life.
Posted by: Flannista | February 13, 2010 at 06:57 AM
LARRY CRAIG & VICE OFFICER: It was a moment to remember.
MALE PROSTITUTE & REV. TED HAGGARD: I only have drugs for you.
REV.TED HAGGARD & MRS. TED HAGGARD: Be part of my complex sexuality.
ME & LEE ALEXANDER MCQUEEN: The shoe fits. I'll wear it.
HALFA & FLANN: Sassistas! Sassistas! Never such devoted Sassistas!
P.S. I think I know who sent the Valentine's Day card, but I'll wait and see who other people guess.
Posted by: half-a-sista | February 13, 2010 at 07:30 AM
Oops, forgot to answer all the questions.
I think the front is obvious. The inside troubles me. It could be from a cannibal wishing you "nun hearts" for V-Day. Or, a lesbian nun not quite out of the closet who loves you. Or, an S&M friend (the nun is holding a ruler and looks like she is about to administer a whap to someone...you perhaps?) who sends her V-Day greetings. Or, it could mean nothing at all.
Posted by: half-a-sista | February 13, 2010 at 07:36 AM
THE SASSISTAS! & HALF-A-SISTA: We miss you, you snuggle bear.
Posted by: Flannista | February 13, 2010 at 07:40 AM
JONATHAN EDWARDS & RIELLE HUNTER: When gigantic egos collide, lives collapse.
Posted by: Flannista | February 13, 2010 at 07:42 AM
half-a: regarding your 7:36 a.m. conjectures, I'm going with the lesbian nun not quite out of the closet who loves me. Sister Jodie (as in Foster), perhaps?
Posted by: Flannista | February 13, 2010 at 07:46 AM
FLANNISTA & MATISSTA: Flann, you are my bright star.
Posted by: Matissta | February 13, 2010 at 07:55 AM
HERA & ZEUS: King or not. Pick up underwear.
Posted by: Matissta | February 13, 2010 at 08:00 AM
SARAH PALIN & THE PRESS: Freedom to be you and me.
SARAH PALIN & THE TEABAGGERS: You are my cup of tea.
THE TEABAGGERS & AMERICA: Your the luv of mi lif.
OBAMA & the TELEPROMPTER: Hap.....py....Val....en...tine's.....Dayyyyyyyyyy....my.....fel....low...A...mer...i...cans.
LEVI JOHNSON & the PALINS: I took it all off for you.
BRISTOL PALIN & AMERICAN TEENS: Just say, "No, no, no, no."
NOAH & THE ARK: You gotta love all this crap.
GOD & SODOM & GOMMORAH: A hunk, hunk of burnin' love.
ADAM & EVE: You're the apple of my eye.
ADAM & LILLITH: I won't take this lying down.
BUDDHA & THE BODHI TREE: I'll stand by you until englightenment.
NORTHERN ILLINOIS & EARTHQUAKE: A whole lotta shakin' goin' on.
Posted by: half-a-sista | February 13, 2010 at 08:13 AM
FLANNISTA & MATISSTA: Who knew love was so sparkling?
Posted by: Flannista | February 13, 2010 at 08:15 AM
ANTHONY & CLEOPATRA: You can just kiss my asp.
Posted by: Flannista | February 13, 2010 at 08:19 AM
FRED ASTAIRE & GINGER ROGERS: In heels. Backwards. Good as him.
Posted by: Flannista | February 13, 2010 at 08:21 AM
BILL CLINTON & McDONALDS: My heart stops only for you.
Posted by: Matissta | February 13, 2010 at 08:27 AM
JERSEY & WHISKS: We both love to be whipped.
Posted by: Matissta | February 13, 2010 at 08:30 AM
WAYLON & MADAM: True love is a hand job.
Posted by: Flannista | February 13, 2010 at 08:31 AM
DESCARTES & CUPID: I'm in love; therefore, I am!
Posted by: Flannista | February 13, 2010 at 08:54 AM
GOD & DARWIN: Who da chicken? Who da egg?
Posted by: Jerseysista | February 13, 2010 at 10:56 AM
TW & LMS: Your light is reflected in me
Posted by: Jerseysista | February 13, 2010 at 10:56 AM
SPOCK & DR. SPOCK: Live long and procreate. It’s logical.
Posted by: Jerseysista | February 13, 2010 at 10:57 AM
SIGOURNEY WEAVER & KEANU REEVES: Have your avatar call my avatar
Posted by: Jerseysista | February 13, 2010 at 11:28 AM
TWEETY BIRD & BIG BIRD: Just call me mellow yellow, fellow.
Posted by: Jerseysista | February 13, 2010 at 11:28 AM