Flannista here, with more holiday gift sassgestions from her favorite place to shop for gifts -- the coupon inserts in the Sunday paper. Today, let's talk comfort, as in Casual Joe Cargo Comforters!
According to Joe's insert ad (pictured above), there are "6 ways Cargo Comforters are better than ordinary 'sweats'"(interesting, the website only cites 5):
POCKETS: You get 6 of 'em — 4 secured with MagicCling™! FLEECE: Much Higher Quality — Hefty, Warm, Durable, and Soft as a kitten, too! S-T-R-E-T-C-H: BIG 360° Elastic Waistband with an adjustable Drawstring! ZIP FLY: No more droppin' drawers just to do numero uno! PRICE: Search the malls, outlets, even the web — skimpier "Sweats" cost at least Double our Low Price! EASY CARE: Cotton and polyester is easiest machine wash and wear.
Sistas and mistas -- did you really take in the comfort?:
- SIX POCKETS and FOUR SECURED WITH SOMETHING THAT IS ACTUALLY TRADEMARKED!
- HEFTY, YET SOFT AS A KITTEN!
- ADJUSTABLE DRAWSTRING!
- NO MORE DROPPIN' DRAWERS JUST TO DO NUMBERO UNO!
And they come in four BRIGHT colors: Royal, Charcoal, Black and Navy -- only $15.99 when you buy two!
But wait . . . there's more . . . Quick-Zip Fleece Shirts in colors that "contrast to pants": Wine, Teal, Blue and Granite -- only $13.99 each!
A couple pair of Cargo Comforters with contrasting Quick-Zip Fleece Shirts and my migration to Miami Beach will be complete! No more droppin' drawers! Say it's so, Joe!