BREAKING NEWS SASS! BREAKING NEWS SASS!
After a journey of 354 million miles, Curiosity, a robotic explorer, approached Mars at 13,200 mph and steered itself to a gentle landing inside a giant crater earlier this morning. Minutes later, Curiosity began to beam back the first pictures from the surface, showing its wheel and its shadow, cast by the afternoon sun.
What millions of scientists do NOT know, however, is that the Sassistas! have exclusass access to Curiosity's Twitter account and have been able to receive the first tweets beamed back from Mars!! Here is the first history-breaking tweet from the Red Planet!:
@redrover: 354 million miles and not a bathroom in sight
Everyone who posts regularly in the sassosphere will also have exclusass access to Curiosity's tweets. Please post them as soon as you receive them so we can continue to share them with the world!