Dahlinks! Edna here!
HALLE BERRY: This is not "Monster's Ball".
ANNE HATHAWAY: Points well taken.
MELISSA McCARTHY: "Grey's Anatomy" is a drama on ABC, not the red carpet.
HELEN HUNT: Just because Monopoly got rid of its iron, doesn't mean you had to.
JANE FONDA: Sponsored by Post-Its and Sharpie Highlighters.
SALLY FIELD: You saw it in the window (in Branson, Missouri) and just had to have it. I hate it, I hate it, I really hate it.
NICOLE KIDMAN: A dress chosen by your husband; "Urban" says it all.
HEIDI KLUM: You don't have my "Seal" of approval.
NAOMI HARRIS: "The Vagina Monologues" is a play, not a fashion statement.
JESSICA CHASTAIN: You shimmer. I simmer.
CHARLIZE THERON: Dior place or mine?
JENNIFER LAWERENCE: Like you, I fell for it.
JENNIFER ANISTON: Won't you be my Valentino?
CHRIS PINE: Not full bearded, but full breasted.
EDDIE REDMAYNE: Bedroom hair and bedroom slippers.
DANIEL DAY LEWIS & WIFE: Unlike the Lincolns (and the couple below), you had a fortunate outcome at the theater.
HELENA BONHAM CARTER & TIM BURTON: Still on the set of Les Miz with Edward Scissorhand.
Hirsute is not mine, Darlinks.