Yeah, that's right! It's babysis' 50th birthday!
What better way to celebrate this HUGE life event than to provide babysis with the best damn recipes we can find using baloney! Keep in mind that babysis doesn't cook or clean.
Pictured above is Flannista's contribution:
BALONEY BIRTHDAY CAKE!
At least three slices of baloney -- fresh, if possible
One of them packages of cream cheese
Purty paper plate
Slap one of the baloney slices on the purty paper plate.
Cover the slice (just the top) with cream cheese. Use a knife if you got one.
Slap another baloney slice on top of the first baloney slice.
Cover that thang, too, with cream cheese.
Slap that last slice on top of them other two.
Then make a fist with your right hand and squash them slices close together until the cream cheese kinda squirts out the sides.
Take a bite of that thang. Pass around so others can take a bite. Keep passin' the cake around 'til it's gone or you're passin' gas, whatever comes first.