Okay, Peter, the Sassistas! will bite.
As some of you know, we've been "slowing down" or "leave-taking" or . . . (someday we'll be able to write about it but not now because it requires WAY too much emotional energy) . . . but bless you, Peter, who asked this question in a comment on our last post:
Is RGIII going to put it together today?
The question requires no sacred energy or anti-depressants to answer which means we're posting about it! We also must confess that we don't really care if RGIII can put it together today, especially because we are spending a hellavu lot of time putting ourselves together right now . . . but treesta is coming over to watch the game in less than an hour (our first house guest in six weeks) and she LOVES, LOVES, LOVES the Redskins, so we're making our Bloody Sunday Marys EXTRA Bloody (or EXTRA Sunday), so we can pretend to care. Besides, Flann's beloved Steelers are ALSO winless as are Matissta's beloved Giants.
So all around it's just pathetic, but back to Peter's question . . . Is RGIII going to put it together today?
We'll be posting comments in real time!
A CONFESSION: I am watching "In the Kitchen in David" on QVC until the Redskins game starts and David just said, "The joy of Christmas is the joy of french fries."
I think that's in the Bible somewhere.
Posted by: Flannista | September 22, 2013 at 12:16 PM
What do you think?:
David just said he likes to "dunk his ham". Is he finally coming out of the closet?
Posted by: Flannista | September 22, 2013 at 12:28 PM
"Pretend to care"? PRETEND to CARE? I am crushed. shocked. stunned. RGIII is the BOMB. And yes, Peter, he will put it together today. GO REDSKINS!!!
Posted by: treesta | September 22, 2013 at 12:37 PM
The ham is also glistening, by the way. Glistening. Glistening.
Posted by: treesta | September 22, 2013 at 12:38 PM
1,000 people are waiting to order the ham. David says so.
Posted by: treesta | September 22, 2013 at 12:39 PM
treesta -- this blog is rated "PG". Okay?
It's also NOT rated RG3.
Posted by: Flannista | September 22, 2013 at 01:14 PM
So the Redskins have scored, but RGIII has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Flannista | September 22, 2013 at 01:22 PM
I'll take any score we get at this point.
Posted by: treesta | September 22, 2013 at 01:24 PM
The Washington secondary looks amateur, sorry to say, treesta.
Posted by: Flannista | September 22, 2013 at 01:50 PM
D#*m.
Posted by: treesta | September 22, 2013 at 01:50 PM
Sweet Jesus... the Giants down 7-0 against the Panthers. The Panthers are arguably one of the worse teams this year. Along with the Redskins.
Posted by: Matissta | September 22, 2013 at 02:02 PM
Flan says, "F*#k the fantasy football." Go Alfred Morris!! And btw, Flan makes a mean Bloody Mary.
Posted by: treesta | September 22, 2013 at 02:19 PM
David is busy selling 5 - 1 lb Harry London tins of chocolate. Yum.
Posted by: treesta | September 22, 2013 at 02:22 PM
Scored tied, but RG3 still doesn't seem to have his "legs" (sorry).
Posted by: Flannista | September 22, 2013 at 02:59 PM
treesta says that it's "pretty sad, but not as bad as the last two weeks."
Good Lord.
Posted by: Flannista | September 22, 2013 at 03:56 PM
I don't have the game, but I wish I were at your party. I've got bengals/packers and browns/vikings right now, both are good games. No bloody marys though.
Posted by: Peter | September 22, 2013 at 03:59 PM
We'd have a good time with you here at the party. Flan & Matiss are including some mighty fine steaks to go with the Bloody Mary's. Makes for a mighty fine afternoon with good friends.
Posted by: treesta | September 22, 2013 at 04:05 PM
I hear rgiii had a 57 yard td overturned, watching end of game now.
Posted by: Peter | September 22, 2013 at 04:23 PM
Keep watching, dear Peter, though the game is over now.
Sorry, treeta. Also, so sorry, Matissta. What a miserable Giants game.
We're now watching the Tour Championship Golf Tournament. RG3 didn't look so good to me. Thanks again for prompting the sass, Peter.
Posted by: Flannista | September 22, 2013 at 05:08 PM
The Giants lost. The Redskins lost. I'm still kickin'. Guess that's sayin' something.
Thanks again, Peter, for the inspiration.
Posted by: Flannista | September 22, 2013 at 06:30 PM
Flann's still kicking because the Steelers haven't played yet.
Posted by: Matissta | September 22, 2013 at 08:15 PM
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
Posted by: Flannista | September 22, 2013 at 08:31 PM
Glad to see any kind of kickin' going on.
Posted by: barista | September 22, 2013 at 10:29 PM
Bears 27, Steelers 13 in the 3rd Q. It looks like treesta and I will have company in the 0 and 3 club; Flann's.
Thanks for checking in, barista. There's still a lot of kickin' going on. It's a good thing.
Posted by: Matissta | September 22, 2013 at 10:49 PM
It was nice to wake up on a Monday morning and see your comment, barista.
Thank you for continuing to believe in us . . . and hope.
Posted by: Flannista | September 23, 2013 at 06:54 AM