Sassistas! Our dish on the social soup.

60 on 60: Spice

 

The fifth post in a 60-post series on turning 60.

 

WHAT'S THE RECIPE?

 

HAPPY FUR-KING 60TH BIRTHDAY!

 

 

TODAY IS FLANNISTA'S 60TH BIRTHDAY!

SHE'S FEELING LESS DARK ABOUT IT 

(or the meds have finally kicked in).

YOUR FORBEARANCE AND LOVE

ARE MY MOST CHERISHED GIFTS

(next to Matissta).

 

 

50th Birthday? Baloney!

Well, dang, y'all. It's a big ol' day in the sassosphere!

Yeah, that's right!  It's babysis' 50th birthday!

What better way to celebrate this HUGE life event than to provide babysis with the best damn recipes we can find using baloney! Keep in mind that babysis doesn't cook or clean.

Pictured above is Flannista's contribution:

BALONEY BIRTHDAY CAKE!

INGREDIENTS:

At least three slices of baloney -- fresh, if possible

One of them packages of cream cheese

Purty paper plate

 

DIRECTIONS:

Slap one of the baloney slices on the purty paper plate.

Cover the slice (just the top) with cream cheese.  Use a knife if you got one. 

Slap another baloney slice on top of the first baloney slice.

Cover that thang, too, with cream cheese.

Slap that last slice on top of them other two.

Then make a fist with your right hand and squash them slices close together until the cream cheese kinda squirts out the sides.

Take a bite of that thang. Pass around so others can take a bite.  Keep passin' the cake around 'til it's gone or you're passin' gas, whatever comes first.

ANOTHER VARIATION:

 

Our Fifth

 

Five years ago, the Sassistas! opened the sassosphere and now -- 1,529 posts and more than 57,000 comments and 555,600 page views later -- we're still sassing, though perhaps not with the same regularity and snarkiness.  Old age; perhaps, more accurately, wisdom, does that.  A hurting world needs more kindness tossed its way, or at least, we do.

Last year, to mark our fourth, we asked the 'sphere to post four-word comments and/or sayings. Click here to read through the 245 four-word comments we received (with much thanks to babysis).

Needless to say, we want the 'sphere today to be filled with five-word comments and/or sayings.  

You understand what I mean? (That's an example of a five-word comment).

Flann's fifth is pictured right. (Another example).

Thank you and much love to all who continue to faithfully follow our sass.

Loser

Flannista keeps going over and over how the Redskins lost.

 

She believes it's because the f-word appeared

 

in yesterday's smack sass.

 

What do you think?

Details

 

Flannista was going to share the details of her Verizon FIOS installation yesterday, but thought readers of Sassistas! might bolt because hearing about those details might be like hearing about the details mentioned above.  

Flann's curious . . . have you ever been trapped in a conversation about something so boring you nearly opened a vein and/or screamed?  What was the topic?

The Scary Part

If there was something on the other side of this wall,

what would it be?

 

 

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Set Back

Yeah, it's Monday

 

 

Fairest of All

 

Flannista, 12:30 pm, Saturday, September 15th.

Caption, please!