Sassistas! Our dish on the social soup.

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CAPTION, PLEASE.

More Mystery

This is dessert, but what are its main ingredients?

Mystery

WHAT IS THIS?

If you don't know, make up something.

 

Speak to Me

 

THIS IMAGE WAS CAPTURED A WEEK AGO WHEN FLANNISTA

WALKED TO THE FITNESS CENTER.

 

WHAT'S THE STORY?

 

Rapturecalifragilistic

 

CAPTION, PLEASE (if you are still around).

 

Pooped

PHOTO TAKEN ON TUESDAY, MAY 3, 2011

CAPTION, PLEASE

Before/After

On Wednesday, Rep. Chris Lee of New York abruptly resigned hours after a gossip website reported that the married Republican had allegedly sent flirtatious e-mail messages and a shirtless photo of himself to a woman he met online.  

Pictured above are what the Sassistas! are calling Mr. Lee's "Before" and "After" photos. Our challenge to the sassosphere today is to come up with captions for these two photos; NOT to specifically comment on Mr. Lee's regrettable behavior.

For example, we could caption the BEFORE photo on the left, "Tweedle Dee" and the AFTER photo on the right, "Tweedle Dum". Or the one on the left, "Bag" and the one on the right, "Baggage."

Today, instead of inappropriately playing around online, let's play with words online!

Cat Nap

A couple of days ago, Flannista walked into her bathroom

and discovered this.

That's Jem, and his photo needs a caption.

Wonder

This is an actual birth announcement.

The Sassistas! discovered it taped to the mirror of their hair stylist last weekend.

What's the caption?  What's is dear Annabelle June thinking?

Royal Pain

TIME FOR PICSASS!

This was not the post the Sassistas! had planned for the day, but Flannista wasn't up to writing the planned post following her skin cancer surgery yesterday.  While waiting for surgery, however, Flann snapped this photo of one of the counters in the dermatology surgery room.  I swear, Kate and William are EVERYWHERE.  I can't escape from them (or Bristol and Sarah Palin).  

What's an appropriate caption and/or comment for the above scene?